Watching Television…!

If it Weren’t for Electricity,
We Would all be Watching Television by Match light !!

Join The Army…!

Join The Army, Visit Exotic Places,
Meet Strange People, Then Kill Them !!

I Asked My Wife Where…!

I asked my Wife where she Wanted to Go for our Anniversary.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in aLong Time!” she said,
So I Suggested the Kitchen !!

Five Secrets to Happiness…!

Five Secrets to Romantic Happiness !

1. It is Important to Find a Man Who Works Around the House,
Cooks and Cleans and Who Has a Job .

2. It is Important to Find a Man Who Makes You Laugh .

3. It is Important to Find a Man Who is Dependable and Doesn’t Lie .

4. It is Important to Find a Man Who’s Good in Bed and Who Loves
to Be With You .

5. It is Important That These Four Men Never Meet !!!

Women Have Two Weapons…!

Women have Two Weapons, Cosmetics and Tears !!

Everything is Funny as Long as…!

Everything is Funny as long as it is Happening to Somebody Else !!

Smart + Stupid = ???

 

Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + stupid woman = Affair
Stupid man + stupid woman = Pregnancy
Stupid man + smart woman = Wedding

Before You Criticize Someone…!

Before you Criticize Someone, walk a Mile in their Shoes,
That way, you’ll be a Mile from them and you’ll have their Shoes !!

 

I Understand Two Languages…!

I Understand Two Languages, Body and English !!

Married life is very Frustrating…!

Married life is very Frustrating…!
The First year of Marriage, The Man Speaks and the Woman Listens,
The Second year, The Woman Speaks and the Man Listens,
Few Years Later, They Both Speaks and the Neighbors Listens !!