A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning, said the young man ;
If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners .

Go away!’ said the old lady ; I’m broke and haven’t got any money !
and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. Don’t be too hasty! he said ;

Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied
a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner does
not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam,
I will personally eat the remainder.’

The old lady stepped back and said, Well let me get you a fork,
cause they cut off my electricity this morning !!

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9 responses »

  1. Another good one. And I am laughing

  2. boomiebol says:

    Oooooh manure for food yucky tasty lol

  3. I read a book on the history of the Hoover Vacuum company when I worked for the Hoover company in Canton Ohio years ago and it’s CEO Herbert W Hoover. A very similar situation was recorded in their archives of door to door sales stories from the 1930′s in Tennessee.
    After the door to door salesman guaranteed vacuums cleaning ability (outfitted with the new ‘Hoover lite’ head lamp), he dumped ashes from the woman’s wood burning cook stove ash can onto her carpet. When he approached the rural farm house, he previously had noted the recently installed REA power line pole outside and asked where a receptacle outlet was. The book went on to say the woman pointed to the pole and said, “It’s out there but I have to have my house wired for electricity first before they will connect it up.” It never said how the salesman cleaned her carpet. :) JW

  4. marvaseaton says:

    Didn’t see that coming!! This one is really funny!!

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