Back at Work on Monday

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding
headache and unable to recall the events of the night before.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his
wife put some coffee in front of him. “Cindy,” he moaned, tell me ;
what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?

Even worse, she said. You made a complete ass of yourself.
You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and
you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.

He’s an asshole, John said ; Piss on him.

You did, she said ; And he fired you.

Well, screw him ! said John.

I did, You’re Back at Work on Monday.

About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

2 responses »

  1. bossymoksie says:

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