Thinking Too Far

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist ;

“Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets,
a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. “

“But you are not wearing any of those things.”

“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will
remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the Jewelry.

About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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