One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts
her feet up, and begins to read her book.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says ;
Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?
The woman ; Reading a book,
Game Warden ; You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area .
The woman ; I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.
Game Warden ; Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I’ll have to take you in and write you up.
The woman ; If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with Sexual Assault,
Game Warden ; But I haven’t even touched you,
The woman ; That’s true, but you have all the Equipment.
For all I know you could start at any Moment.
Game Warden ; Have a nice day Ma’am and he left !!