An elderly man walks into a Confessional.
The following conversation ensues:

Man : ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking .
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest : Are you sorry for your sins?

Man : What sins?

Priest : ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man : I’m Jewish.

Priest : ‘Why are you telling me all this?

Man : I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.

Posted by on 04/08/2012 in Humor, Sayings, Proverbs, Quotes, Jokes, Comedy and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , .

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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  1. OyiaBrown says:
    04/08/2012 at 6:40 PM

    Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.

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