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An elderly man walks into a Confessional.
The following conversation ensues:
Man : ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking .
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.
Priest : Are you sorry for your sins?
Man : What sins?
Priest : ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man : I’m Jewish.
Priest : ‘Why are you telling me all this?
Man : I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.
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