The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.
Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild s*x all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came at the
door and saw me he said,

DOWN… after the Photo

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What’s for dinner, Zorro?

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

7 responses »

  1. This is sio hilarious

  2. LOL! some pie is for dinner ya fool.

  3. AinaBalagtas says:

    Hi! I hope all is well with you. I just want you to know you’re missed greatly, and again, hopefully, all is well with you! Take care!

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