The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.
Then we made passionate love all night long.
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild s*x all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came at the
door and saw me he said,
DOWN… after the Photo
What’s for dinner, Zorro?