A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools, your
recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales
representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your
constant winking will scare off potential customers.
I’m sorry, we can’t hire you.

But wait, he said. If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!

Really? Great! Show me!

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out
all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms,
flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

Well, said the interviewer, that’s all well and good, but this is a
respectable company, and we will not have our employees
womanizing all over the country!

Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!

Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?

Oh, that, he sighed. Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
winking, and asked for Aspirin?

About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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