Paint My Porch…!

Little Johnny, in need of money, he decided to work as a handyman,

He began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work,

He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
had any jobs for him to do.

Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?

Johnny said, How about 60 dollars? The owner agreed and told him that
the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage.

A short time later,  Johnny came to the door to collect his money.

You’re finished already? owner asked;

Yes,Johnny answered; and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.

Impressed, the owner reached in his pocket for the $60.

And by the way, Johnny added; that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.