Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.

Cop;Sir have you been drinking?

Man; No.

Cop; Papers.

Man; Scissors, I win !!

Posted by on 15/09/2012 in Humor, Sayings, Proverbs, Quotes, Jokes, Comedy and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , .

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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  1. Valéria Oliveira says:
    18/09/2012 at 7:44 PM

    Reblogged this on Focus on you – English.

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