A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that
she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus

by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in
turn what he or she had learned.

Susie said, He was born in a manger.

Bobby said, He threw the money changers out of the temple.

Little Johnny said, He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know
how to drive it.

Curious, the teacher asked, And where did you learn that, Johnny?

From my Daddy, said Johnny. Yesterday we were driving down the highway,
and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him,
Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?

About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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