A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients.
He asks; And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?
Mr. Johnson replies; I feel just fine, doc. But you know,
it’s the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee,
the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when
I open the door!
The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting senile,
so he phones the man’s son, and the son’s wife answers.
The doctor tells her; Mrs. Johnson, I’m a little concerned
about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up
to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light
somehow goes on,
Mrs. Johnson yells; Steven! Daddy’s peeing in the refrigerator again!