Tom was furious when his steak arrived too rare.

Waiter, he shouted, Didn’t you hear me say well done?

I can’t thank you enough, sir, replied the waiter.
I hardly ever get a compliment !!

About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

7 responses »

  1. While I managed the floor staff in a nightclub, you had the occasional customer who whistled to get your attention.

    After being prompted by a whistle, I’d walk over and query “Yes, Would like me to piss on your leg or hump it?” after a pause of confusion or a quick ‘What?” I’d have to explain that I wasn’t a dog to be beckoned.

  2. Michelle says:

    LOVE!!! I worked as a waitress for a very long time, and this is wonderful!!! I would hate hearing from customers how much they hated their dish or how under/over cooked their meal was, and they plate was totally clean! And they expected it to be taken off the bill…I think as Adam Sandler would say, “Something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!” LOL

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