A real gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office
and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible! says the doctor; Show me.
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams.
Then she pushes on her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She then pushes on her knee and screams again; likewise she pushes
on her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream in agony.
The doctor says; You’re not really a redhead, are you?
Well, no she says; I’m actually . . . . . ?!?!
I thought so, the doctor says; Your finger is broken.