A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said;
Your Honor, I brought this child into the world with
pain and labor. She should be in my custody.

The judge turns to the husband and says,
What do you have to say in your defense?

The man sat for a while contemplating, then slowly rose.

Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, then a
Pepsi can comes out . . who does the Pepsi belong to . . ?
The machine or me?

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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