The man looked a little worried when the psychiatrist came in to administer
his annual physical, so the first thing the psychiatrist did was to ask whether
anything was troubling him.
Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes, answered the patient. You see, I seem to be
getting forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember where I put the car, or who
is my wife or whether I answered a letter, or where I’m going, or what it is I’m
going to do once I get there – if I get there; so I really need your help.
What can I do?
The psychiatrist mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones,
Pay me in advance !!