Few Rules for Dieting

– If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.

– When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the
  .candy bar are canceled by the diet soda.

– When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count as long as you
  .don’t eat more than they do.

– Foods used for medicinal purposes never count.

– If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

– If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off knives
.and spoons have no calories.

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

7 responses »

  1. foxy says:

    LOL sounds like you are using “girl’s maths” there buddy, the one of the “girl maths” rules I like is : “eating a salad means you can have the chocolate dessert.”

  2. Michelle says:

    LOL, love #5!!

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