An old couple were watching a healing service on television.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their
television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the
body part they wanted to be healed.
The wife got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her
right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that
was causing her great pain.
Then the husband got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the
set and his left hand on his crotch.
The wife scowled at him and said,
The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead !!
Then the Fight Started !!