During the recent flood, a young girl was perched on top of a house
with a little boy.
As they sat watching articles float by in the water, they noticed an old
hat go past.
Suddenly, the hat turned and came back, then turned around and
After it had gone some distance, again it turned and came back.
They watched as it did this a number of times.
Do you see that hat? said the girl in amazement. First it goes downstream,
then turns around and comes back, then it goes back downstream
and then it comes back again.
Oh, that’s nothing, it’s only my dad, replied the boy.
This morning my mum said that come hell or high water, he had to mow
the lawn today !!