A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts
yelling, If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my dad
was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells
at the kid, What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!

The kid smiles and says, I would be a bus drive !!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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