Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going
into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs
home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. Mommy, Mommy, I was at
the playground and Daddy and . . .
Johnny’s mother; Slow down, what happened?
Little Johnny; I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a
big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy . . .
At this point,
His mother cut him off and said; Johnny, this is such an interesting story,
save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face
when you tell it tonight.
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes
the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and,
then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff
used to do when Daddy was in the Army.