Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling
or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to
to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip
club. The doorman at the club spots them and says

Hey Roger! How are you tonight? His wife, surprised,
asks her husband if he has been here before.

No, no. He’s just one of the guys I bowl with.

They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says
Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?

His wife’s eyes widen. You must come here a lot!No, no says Roger
I just know her from volleyball.

Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around
Roger and says Roger! A table dance as usual?” His wife, fuming,
collects her things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and
spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into  the passenger seat.
His wife looks at him, seething with fury and flips out on Roger.

Just then, the cabby leans over and says
Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger !!

………………

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

4 responses »

  1. Explain that Roger.

  2. Nifti says:

    LoL! It wasn’t ME!

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