A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,
and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, I’ve got news for you.
You’re going straight to hell !

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, Stop man,
I’m on the wrong bus !!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

11 responses »

  1. pennycoho says:

    I’ve been on that bus!

  2. I just read all your posts for today and laughed until I started coughing from laughing so hard. Thank you!!!!

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