A man comes home from work and after a relaxing dinner with
his wife, they retired to bed, both go to their separate beds,
however the man was not yet ready to sleep,
The man called over to his wife, my little honey bee, I am lonely.
So the woman gets out of her bed and crosses to her husband,s
bed, On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says; Oh
did my little sweet angel fall on her little nosey- wosey?
He helped his wife to gets up and carried her to his bed.
They have a passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out
As she is returning to her bed,
She once again trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The Husband looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor
and says; Clumsy idiot !!
Moral . . .
Don’t ever believe what the man says in Bed,
Before and Sometimes After !!!