Aboard a plane, an announcement by the captain was heard.
This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome
you again aboard ABC Airlines flight 007 to London. We are currently flying
at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic, and I’m sorry to say that
we have lost power of all our engines and will crash into the ocean shortly.’

The passengers were obviously very anxious to hear that, but were somewhat
comforted by the captain’s next announcement.

‘Ladies and gentlemen, we at ABC have prepared for such an emergency,
and we would like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non- swimmers
are on the left side of the plane, and the swimmers on the right.’

After the passengers rearrange themselves accordingly, the captain made a
belly landing in the ocean. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we have crashed into the
ocean. All the swimmers, please open the emergency exits and quickly swim
to the nearest island, which is on the right.

As for all the non-swimmers on the left,
Thank You For Flying  ABC Airlines !!!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

12 responses »

  1. hahahahaha…. 🙂

  2. I really can’t decide if that is funny or not… but I still like it…

  3. pennycoho says:

    You have such a way about you…with words that is. 😉 oh and the joke is funny too!

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