A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets
ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg
adrift in a roiling sea.

He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling,
figuring he’s been out jumping new bones.

Where the hell you been all night? she demands.

At this fantastic new saloon, he says. The Golden Saloon. Everything
there is golden.

Bullshit! There’s no such place!

Guy says, Sure there is! Joint’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor.
Hell, even the urinal’s gold!

The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the
phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.
She calls up the place to check her husband’s story. Is this the
Golden Saloon? she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

Yes, it is, bartender answers.

Do you have huge golden doors?

Sure do.

Do you have golden floors?

Most certainly do.

What about golden urinals?

There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,
Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who pissed in your Saxophone !!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

3 responses »

  1. This one got a immediate lol from my partner K. when I read this one to him…
    10 points; he says!!!

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