It’s a beautiful spring day and a man and his wife are at
the zoo. She’s got on a close-fitting, low-cut, pink summer
dress with spaghetti straps.
As they walk thru the ape exhibit, and pass in front of a very
large gorilla He jumps up on the bars, he grunts, he pounds
his chest. He is obviously excited at the sight of the young
lady in the sundress. The husband, noticing the apes
excitement, suggests that his wife tease the gorilla.
The husband suggests that she pucker her lips and wiggle
her bottom. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead.
Then her husband suggests that she let one of the straps of
her dress slips down. She does and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear
down the bars.
Her husband suggests she lift her dress up her thighs and she
does. This about drives Mr. Gorilla crazy.
Then quickly the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to
the cage, flings her inside with the gorilla, slams the door shut
and gleefully rubbing his hands together says:
Now, tell him you have a headache !!!