Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail
A Woman’s and A Man’s personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all
counts. the deal with Men is, as always, very simple and clear!
The results: Man
Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn’t give two shits about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I’m gonna go shag something.
White Zinfandel: He’s gay.