Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail
A Woman’s and A Man’s personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost
all counts.

The results: Woman

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. She’ll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine – (does not include white Zinfandel,see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Ask her what the First Lady (any) should wear and act.

Drink: White Zinfandel
personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk…and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

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4 responses »

  1. rich says:

    love that picture.

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