A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they
went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell
asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside
and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.

Where have you been? his wife demanded.

I can’t lie to you, he replied; I’m having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.

She looked down at his shoes and said; You lying bastard!
You’ve been playing golf !!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

15 responses »

  1. shovonc says:

    Great job with the picture!

  2. Guess the truth really does set you free. Awesome image, too 😀

  3. sakthi5028 says:

    This is Awesome 🙂

  4. Ray's Mom says:

    Bright spot in my day. Enjoy your postings

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