A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door. Hurry, she said, stand in the corner. She rubbed baby oil
all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. Don’t move until I tell
you, she said, pretend you’re a statue.
What’s this? the husband inquired as he entered the room.
Oh it’s a statue, she replied, the Smiths bought one, I liked it so I got one
for us, too. No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with
a sandwich and a beer. Here, he said to the statue, have this. I stood like
that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing !!