A Simple Home Remedies

– Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
 .else to hold the vegetables while you chop !

– Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by
.using the sink !

– A mouse trap placed on top of your Alarm clock will prevent you from
.rolling over   .and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button !

– If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of Laxatives. then you’ll be
.afraid  to cough !

– If you can’t fix it with a hammer, So you’ve got an electrical problem !

– You only need two tools in life, WD-40 and a duct tape, If it doesn’t move
.and should, use the WD-40, if it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

8 responses »

  1. Good tips….Toilet tip…REALLY FUNNY!!! 🙂
    Muah!!!
    Sooz

  2. RoSy says:

    Thanks for the tips! 😀

  3. pennycoho says:

    Yes indeed, the tips to live by, yup!

  4. Phil McCracken says:

    Thank you for these tips. They really made me laugh. 🙂

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