An elderly couple, George and Debra from the Midwest. George always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
 
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home,
walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife;
Notice anything different about me?

Debra looks him over and says; Nope.

Frustrated, George storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks; a little louder this time, Notice anything different now?

Debra looks up and says;  George , what’s different?
It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging
down again tomorrow.

Furious, George yells; And Do You Know Why It Is Hanging Down ,Debra?
It’s Hanging Down Because It’s Looking At My New Boots !!!

Debra replies; Shoulda bought a Hat, George, Shoulda bought a Hat.

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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