An elderly couple, George and Debra from the Midwest. George always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home,
walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife;
Notice anything different about me?
Debra looks him over and says; Nope.
Frustrated, George storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks; a little louder this time, Notice anything different now?
Debra looks up and says; George , what’s different?
It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging
down again tomorrow.
Furious, George yells; And Do You Know Why It Is Hanging Down ,Debra?
It’s Hanging Down Because It’s Looking At My New Boots !!!
Debra replies; Shoulda bought a Hat, George, Shoulda bought a Hat.