A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, What’s going on?
The Congress have been kidnapped, and they are asking for
a $5 million dollars ransom. Otherwise, they’ll douse them
all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to
car taking up a collection.
How much is everyone giving, on average? the driver asks.
The man replies, About a gallon !!