A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, What’s going on?

The Congress have been kidnapped, and they are asking for
a $5 million dollars ransom. Otherwise, they’ll douse them
all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re
going from car to
car taking up a collection.

How much is everyone giving, on average? the driver asks.

The man replies, About a gallon !!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

12 responses »

  1. Now we know why gas keeps going up!

  2. pennycoho says:

    Laughing. There are so many funny things one can respond with. Just too funny!

  3. This is intelligently hilarious, and hilariously intelligent. Oh, whichever, never mind. Guess what? I just followed your blog via email. Thanks for the daily dose of laughter. Now the world thinks I am an idiot.

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