The Captain of the Titanic gathers his passengers and tells them:

The captain; I have some news for you; one is bad and one is good.
Which one do you want to hear first?

Passengers;  The bad one!

The Captain; In the next couple of hours the ship will break in two and sink!

Passengers; And what about the good news?

The Captain; We’ll get 11 Oscars for that !!

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