Two country yokels Harry and Peter are talking in the pub.

Harry says; I failed my driving test yesterday.

Peter asks; What did you fail on?

Road signs replies Harry; The examiner asked me What sign do you
expect to see when driving down a country lane?

I replied Fresh farm eggs – 90 pence a dozen !!

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