Phone Ringing
A kid Pick Up the phone
Hello?
Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?
No Daddy, She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul
After a brief pause, Daddy says, But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do. He’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.

Brief Pause

Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.
Okay Daddy, just a minute.
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
I did it Daddy.
And what happened honey? he asked.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn’t moving at all !
Oh my God ! What about Uncle Paul?
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and
he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, What Swimming pool? Is this 486 – 5731??

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

13 responses »

  1. LoL. That’s a double jeopardy!

  2. I think he just solved some guys problems…

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