A newly graduate a*shole try to make fun of the boat guy and asked him;
Do you know Biology, Psychology , Geography, Geology ?
The boat guy said: NO, to all the questions.
The graduate then said: What the hell you know on the face of this earth ?
You will die of illiteracy !
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boat guy asked the graduate:
Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy ?
The graduate said: NO !
The boat guy replied: Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your
Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology Goodbyology !!