My wife; You’re so lazy.

Me; No I’m not. I’ve been converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day!!

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Posted by on 09/11/2012 in Humor, Sayings, Proverbs, Quotes, Jokes, Comedy and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , .

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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  1. 1girl4adamwest says:
    09/11/2012 at 2:58 AM

    Good one! HA!

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  2. Hawkruh says:
    09/11/2012 at 5:11 AM

    Multitasking!

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  3. Ymn says:
    09/11/2012 at 9:24 PM

    Just received this email and it reminded me of u:

    A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

    The girl answered with a loud voice;
    I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!

    All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
    “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”

    The guy responded with a loud voice:
    “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!

    And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
    “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”

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