Two very senior ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it starts to rain.

One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her
cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the heck is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what

brand of condom she prefers.

“Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.”

The pharmacist fainted.

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

9 responses »

  1. LOL… This is the one…!
    I’m going to remember this one for my Sunday Dance Social… I think it will get quite a good laugh….
    Have a good weekend…! 🙂

  2. pennycoho says:

    Ah yes here to laugh, wonderful!

  3. melodie68 says:

    :)) trop drôle celle-ci, merci pour le partage et la visite, belle journée 🙂 !!

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