Few Lazy Rules we have adapted in our Lives …

– The farther away the remote is, the more you like what’s already on TV!

– If you spill water, it will eventually dry!

– Don’t charge your phone till it says 5% remaining!

– Screw the “T&C’s. Just hit Accept!

– If its not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn’t exist!

– Why make your bed when you’re just gonna get back in it again!

– If an object is more than five feet away, it becomes unnecessary!

– If you are late, don’t go!

– If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge!

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

8 responses »

  1. The Bumble Files says:

    Good one! Really funny…

  2. George Hayward says:

    I don’t advocate laziness but this was really funny!

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