Two Italian guys sat in a restaurant and engage in an animated conversation.
A lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following.
Ema come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once a more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
You foul mouthed sex obsessed swine retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country ! we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!
Hey, coola down lady, said the man. Who talkin’ abouta sexa?
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella Mississippi !!!