An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?
The English guy says, A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle.
Wow, says the American, Can I have a go?
Sure, Says the Englishman.
The American rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, You have one wish
Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are
thousands of them.
The American says I don’t believe this I wished for a million bucks,
not a million ducks.
The Englishman says Well do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC ?