No Wonder . . .
Little Johnny asked his mother, How did I get here?
His mother told him, God sent you.
Did God send you, too? asked Little Johnny.
Yes, Dear, the mother replied.
What about Grandma and Grandpa? Johnny persisted.
He sent them also, the mother said.
Did he send their parents, too? asked Johnny.
Yes, Dear, He did, said the mother patiently.
Little Johnny replied with a loud voice:
So you’re telling me that there has been no S3x in this family for 200 years!
No wonder everyone’s so grouchy around here !!!