Dad’s Occupation . . .
A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.
Little Mary raises her hand first and says;

My dad is a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in !

Little Jack goes next; My dad is a doctor. He makes sick people better.

All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.

The teacher asks him, What does your dad do !

Walter replies; My dad is dead.

I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died ?

He turned blue and sh!t on the living room carpet !!

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One response »

  1. chris9911 says:

    got me by surprise on this one, was expecting a lawyer joke.lol

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