Dad’s Occupation . . .
A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.
Little Mary raises her hand first and says;
My dad is a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in !
Little Jack goes next; My dad is a doctor. He makes sick people better.
All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.
The teacher asks him, What does your dad do !
Walter replies; My dad is dead.
I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died ?
He turned blue and sh!t on the living room carpet !!