Innocent Little Hedy …
A father watched his daughter Little Hedy playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his Little Hedy was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? Little Hedy asked.
They’re mating, her father replied. That’s a Daddy
Long legs. Her father answered.
So, the other one is Mommy Long legs? the Little Hedy asked.
No, her father replied. Both of them are Daddy Long legs.
Little Hedy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
Well, daddy, that might be accepted in California and Massachusetts but were
not having any of this thing in Wisconsin !!