Emergency Room For Labor . . .
Three men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, Mr. Smith,
Mr. Smith, are you here?
Yes doctor,I’m right here, he said anxiously.
Great news, explained the doctor, Twins!
Wow, that’s great, because I work for the Double Mint company.
About 5 minutes later, the doctor came out and yelled, Mr. Jones,
Mr. Jones, are you hear?
I’m right year Doc, he said.
Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!
Spectacular! he said. Because I work for 3M.
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, Mr. Ford,
Mr. Ford, are you here?
Right here doctor, he said.
Wonderful news! It’s
Wait a minute! the man said. I ain’t sticking around for this!
I work at the 7 – 11 !!