A fat guy is walking along a dirt road when he stubble upon
an old man lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt !
Are you alright? What are you doing? the fat guy asks but
gets no answer at all.
The old man doesn’t even acknowledge that he is there.
So after a while of silence the fat guy asks again, Can I help you sir?
The old man replies this time.Old Ford pick-up truck, green, 18 inch rims,
A Hispanic female driver and her daughter !
Wow ! You can tell all that by listening to the ground ! the fat guy says.
NO ! The old man replies with a shocked look on his face
The bitch ran over me 10 minutes ago !!!