An old woman was a witness in a burglary trial.
The defence lawyer asks her;
Did you see my client commit this burglary?
She said, I saw him plainly take the goods.
The lawyer asks; This happened at night. Are
you sure you saw my client commit this crime?
She replied, I’m sure I saw him.
Then the lawyer asked her; listen, you are 80 years
old and your eyesight probably is bad. Just how far
can you see at night?
The old woman says, I can see the moon, how far is that?