An old woman was a witness in a burglary trial.

The defence lawyer asks her;
Did you see my client commit this burglary?

She said, I saw him plainly take the goods.

The lawyer asks; This happened at night. Are
you sure you saw my client commit this crime?

She replied, I’m sure I saw him.

Then the lawyer asked her; listen, you are 80 years
old and your eyesight probably is bad. Just how far
can you see at night?

The old woman says, I can see the moon, how far is that?

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

2 responses »

  1. jalal michael sabbagh.http://gravatar.com/jmsabbagh86@gmail.com says:

    Fantastic…Jalal

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